I know that this web site is slightly tongue-in-cheek, if not just plain stupid, but I want to apologize sincerely to everyone who has written me via snail-mail; I am so sorry I haven't written you back! I appreciate every single letter I've ever received, more than I can say. If you write to me here, I promise I will do my best to respond.
If you'd like to write me via snail mail, or if you'd like to contact me to schedule events, readings, etc, please contact:
The Gernert Company